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Isphius · 10-11-2006, 04:27 AM

lol. thats a good one. Heres a true story.

Dad = speeding, gets pulled over, Spills water on his crotch
Officer - License registration and proof of insurance. *hands over* Thank you. Sir, do you know why im pulling you over?
Dad - No, But i spilled Mcdonalds coffee on my dong and i was on my way home to treat my 3rd degree burns

Officer - Well, I guess ill let you go, That sounds serious.

Dad - You must know how hot mcdonalds coffee is then! thanks!

Officer - Have a good day

tone loc · 10-11-2006, 04:34 AM

what a sad life of a penis
his hair is always a mess
his family is nuts
his nieghbor is an asshole
and his best friend is a pussy

10-11-2006, 04:27 AM	#1
Isphius 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Long branch, NJ Posts: 1,006	lol. thats a good one. Heres a true story. Dad = speeding, gets pulled over, Spills water on his crotch Officer - License registration and proof of insurance. hands over Thank you. Sir, do you know why im pulling you over? Dad - No, But i spilled Mcdonalds coffee on my dong and i was on my way home to treat my 3rd degree burns Officer - Well, I guess ill let you go, That sounds serious. Dad - You must know how hot mcdonalds coffee is then! thanks! Officer - Have a good day __________________ Yay the supra assistant is gone!!! WEEE!!

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10-11-2006, 04:34 AM	#2
tone loc 20psi boost Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Chicago Posts: 706	what a sad life of a penis his hair is always a mess his family is nuts his nieghbor is an asshole and his best friend is a pussy