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Old 10-10-2006, 12:04 PM   #18
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A young man is about to be married. But his fiance, Has a very very attractive younger sister. He always finds her looking at him, And acting like she wants him whenever they are around. She wears short skirts, Low cut shirts, And always seems to show intrest in the young man. One day, she leads him upstairs into her room. She asks if she would like for them to make love. She says that she will not tell anyone, and his fiance would never find out. No one is home. It seems perfect. The young man realizes he does not have a condom, And tells the young lady he will be back in a little bit. So he runs downstairs headed for his car. When he arrives outside, He finds his fiances parents, And they quickly congratulate him on his decision to leave the house, And instantly approve of his marriage to their daughter. After a moment of realization, He thinks to himself, "Holy crap, Im glad I put those condoms in my glove box"
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