Funny blonde joke...

[h8z2luze]

lmao thats a funny one about the enemas.


So there was this guy and his wife was in a bad car wreck. He was talking to the doctor and the doc said im sorry there is nothing more that we can do for her. The man said there has to be something pleading to the doctor. The doctor said well there is one thing but you would have to spend a lot of money on machines and stay with her 24/7. The man said I will do it, as he starts to cry. The doctor said you will also have to spend mor emoney to hire a care giver to monitor her. He said I cant afford all this what am I going to do. He started freaking out crying and started to call someone and the doctor said wait! The man said what.... and the doctor said im just fuckin with you shes dead.

[jeepkaiser65]

thats phuked up...
heres an old navy joke
This fella is on deployment and goes to the ships clinic after a long night of partying. "Doc" Ive got this bad itch and my cock is turnin all sorts of weird colors. The doc had him take samples and about an hour later the doc comes out and says well I got good news and bad news. Bad news is that I found out what it is. Good news is that we dont have to cut it off.............it will fall off in 3-5 days.

This fella comes back from deployment and his wife meets him at the peir, and they leave in their car for the trip home when out of the blue his wife starts crying. the husband looks over and says whats wrong. She says "its over", I dont want to be with you, im sleeping with the neighbor. He starts speeding up. She says I want it all, the money, the house, the dog, everything. By this time he is speeding preaty fast. She asks if he is ok, he states yes. "Is there anything you want?" He says no I got everything I need. She asks whats that? just then he veres towards the median wall, and says "I got the airbag and your seatbelt is broke".

[h8z2luze]

Lmao. Thats some funny shit.


Why don't Women wear watches?



Cause there is a clock on the god damn stove!!!

[kelogg]

Originally Posted by jeepkaiser65

thats phuked up...
heres an old navy joke
This fella is on deployment and goes to the ships clinic after a long night of partying. "Doc" Ive got this bad itch and my cock is turnin all sorts of weird colors. The doc had him take samples and about an hour later the doc comes out and says well I got good news and bad news. Bad news is that I found out what it is. Good news is that we dont have to cut it off.............it will fall off in 3-5 days.

This fella comes back from deployment and his wife meets him at the peir, and they leave in their car for the trip home when out of the blue his wife starts crying. the husband looks over and says whats wrong. She says "its over", I dont want to be with you, im sleeping with the neighbor. He starts speeding up. She says I want it all, the money, the house, the dog, everything. By this time he is speeding preaty fast. She asks if he is ok, he states yes. "Is there anything you want?" He says no I got everything I need. She asks whats that? just then he veres towards the median wall, and says "I got the airbag and your seatbelt is broke".

omg that is good

[j3pz]

what do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

nothing, shes already been told twice

[h8z2luze]

lol my friend just told me that.

[Supra2NR]

alright alright i got a good one

there's three high school girls
a mexican girl, an irish girl, and an american blonde girl

it was about a month b4 thier high school graduation
and so far they have been eating the same thing for lunch for the whole school year

so one day they got together, and showed each other what they have for lunch
the mexican girl, had a burrito, the same meal that she's been have the whole year, the irish girl does the same thing and finds a corned beef sandwich in her lunch bag, the blonde girl opens her lunch and finds a grilled cheese sandwich.

so the mexican girl said to the other, if my mother packs the same shit for me again tommorow im gonna kill myself, the irish girl then stood up , and yelled the same thing, the blonde girl followed shortly yelling , i will kill myself too

so the next day,
the mexican girl opens her lunch, and finds a burrito
she quickly ran to the roof and jumped to her death
the irish girl found another corned beef sandwich
and jumped to her death too
the blonde girl found the same sandwich and jumped to her death too

at the wake where the parents decided to do it at the same place and time
the mexican girl's mom and the irish girl's mom, almost have thier eyes falling out because they were crying so hard
the mexican mom yells, i should never gave her another burrito its my fault
the irish mom yells, it my fault she's dead i should never gave her another cornedbeef sandwich
the blonde girl's mom walks into the room
and the two crying mothers quickly ask her, what did u giv ur daughter for launch yesterday

she replies, "i dont know", she packed her own lunch herself

[Ahmad88]

HAHAAHAHAHHA ROFL OMG thats funny