Funny blonde joke...

mrnickleye · 11-17-2006, 08:40 PM

This 40 year old blonde divorced woman is in line at the grocery store. She is getting very HOT while watching the young muscular teenage boy bag her groceries.

He says, "Can I help you out to the car with these , mam"?

"Oh yes", she says very hot & sexy.

When they get thru the store door, she leans over and says in a very low, sexy voice, "I have an itchy pussy".

He then says very naively, "Well, just point it out mam, cause all those Japanese cars look the same to me".

Supra2NR · 11-18-2006, 01:54 AM

i think im going blonde

i did not get that one

jeepkaiser65 · 11-18-2006, 07:26 AM

hahahahaha

j3pz · 11-18-2006, 07:50 AM

ya i think im over analyzing that one... guess he thinks a itchy pussy is an asian car???

mrnickleye · 11-20-2006, 06:02 AM

Every day, a male worker walks up very close to a blonde woman co-worker
standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells
her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a supervisor in Human Resources, and states that she
wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and
asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your
hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

mrnickleye · 11-20-2006, 06:08 AM

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left sticking up.
Two old blonde ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."
The other lady asked what she meant.
She said,
when I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I begged for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too
old to squat

burton51m · 11-20-2006, 08:45 PM

thats a goodin...

11-17-2006, 08:40 PM	#1
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	Jap cars all the same This 40 year old blonde divorced woman is in line at the grocery store. She is getting very HOT while watching the young muscular teenage boy bag her groceries. He says, "Can I help you out to the car with these , mam"? "Oh yes", she says very hot & sexy. When they get thru the store door, she leans over and says in a very low, sexy voice, "I have an itchy pussy". He then says very naively, "Well, just point it out mam, cause all those Japanese cars look the same to me". __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08. Last edited by mrnickleye; 11-18-2006 at 06:05 AM.

11-18-2006, 01:54 AM	#2
Supra2NR 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Chi-Town Posts: 1,643	i think im going blonde i did not get that one __________________ http://www.myspace.com/supra_2nr Into Bikes now,, apparently the supra couldnt kill me, so my zx6 might lol

11-18-2006, 07:26 AM	#3
jeepkaiser65 3" Exhaust Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: san antonio Tx Posts: 68	hahahahaha __________________ Id rather die on my feet then live on my knees

11-18-2006, 07:50 AM	#4
j3pz 500whp yet? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Mechanicsville, MD, US of A, 20659 Posts: 1,060	ya i think im over analyzing that one... guess he thinks a itchy pussy is an asian car??? __________________ 88 N/A w/ 5spd - stock - not running, bhg 87 turbo/targa w/ 5spd- fidanza light weight flywheel, new oem slave cylinder, apexi air filter, no ac and no heat

11-20-2006, 06:02 AM	#5
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	Just a "short" story Every day, a male worker walks up very close to a blonde woman co-worker standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in Human Resources, and states that she wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget." __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08.

11-20-2006, 06:08 AM	#6
mrnickleye 1000whp postwhore Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mojave Desert, Calif. Posts: 1,705	"old" story There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 8 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tanned all over except his "thingie." So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried himself in the sand, except for his "thingie" which he left sticking up. Two old blonde ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the "thingie" sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world." The other lady asked what she meant. She said, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I begged for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat __________________ Had a Red 1989 N/A. Automatic. Sports Pkg. w/wing. TEMS, and some nice MODS. Sold to a friend 10/08/08.

11-20-2006, 08:45 PM	#7
burton51m Lexus & 550's Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Canton, OH Posts: 536	thats a goodin... __________________

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