So the nurse comes in and says to the fellow lying on the table,
"Your insurance does NOT cover enemas, so I'm gonna have to slap the shit out of you" !!!

HAHAHA





whats there NOT to get ahmad???

lmao thats a funny one about the enemas.


So there was this guy and his wife was in a bad car wreck. He was talking to the doctor and the doc said im sorry there is nothing more that we can do for her. The man said there has to be something pleading to the doctor. The doctor said well there is one thing but you would have to spend a lot of money on machines and stay with her 24/7. The man said I will do it, as he starts to cry. The doctor said you will also have to spend mor emoney to hire a care giver to monitor her. He said I cant afford all this what am I going to do. He started freaking out crying and started to call someone and the doctor said wait! The man said what.... and the doctor said im just fuckin with you shes dead.

thats phuked up...
heres an old navy joke
This fella is on deployment and goes to the ships clinic after a long night of partying. "Doc" Ive got this bad itch and my cock is turnin all sorts of weird colors. The doc had him take samples and about an hour later the doc comes out and says well I got good news and bad news. Bad news is that I found out what it is. Good news is that we dont have to cut it off.............it will fall off in 3-5 days.

This fella comes back from deployment and his wife meets him at the peir, and they leave in their car for the trip home when out of the blue his wife starts crying. the husband looks over and says whats wrong. She says "its over", I dont want to be with you, im sleeping with the neighbor. He starts speeding up. She says I want it all, the money, the house, the dog, everything. By this time he is speeding preaty fast. She asks if he is ok, he states yes. "Is there anything you want?" He says no I got everything I need. She asks whats that? just then he veres towards the median wall, and says "I got the airbag and your seatbelt is broke".

Lmao. Thats some funny shit.


Why don't Women wear watches?



Cause there is a clock on the god damn stove!!!

i just dont get it for some reason, just explain it to me plz?

have you ever heard the saying "blondes have more fun"?

well it ties into the joke because they say "but brunettes remember it the next day" meaning blondes are too dumb to remember what they did last night.

omg that is good

what do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

nothing, shes already been told twice

lol my friend just told me that.